a fiendish thingie...
i'm coming out of pitas retirement for a day, to say 'bye george'. george harrison rocked. and he died yesterday at the age of 58. the beatles are, hands down, the best and most prolific band of rock and roll. there are probably a million tributes to george out there but i thought i'd throw something out too. 'all things must pass away...' - g.h. 1973
~Friday, November 30, 2001 ~ 02:09 p.m.~

Hello...hello...heloooo..lo...lo... Echo...echo...echo...cho...o...oo Why is this still here?
~Monday, November 5, 2001 ~ 01:22 p.m.~

HELLO THERE!!!
Well if no one wants to write here because it's the payne pita, we could always change the name or make a new one. I'm sure megan would do it. :-)
~Tuesday, September 18, 2001 ~ 08:29 a.m.~

Sorry guys, but this might as well be my last entry on this page. We don't live in Payne anymore, and we've all grown apart, so there's really no need for this page. I'll just talk to you on our own individual basis. Some things are better left in the past. --April
~Sunday, July 29, 2001 ~ 02:53 a.m.~

Viva La vie Boheme!

fashion plate
my dolly is on hiatus until she gets some better clothes. the whole "angry hall-monitor" look is sooooo last season...
~Thursday, July 19, 2001 ~ 03:24 p.m.~

oh officer...i'm not so very drunk...

okay girls, here's the deal -- when each of you turn 21 i'm taking you to the manhattan downtown and we're gonna do irish car bombs!! those things rock :)
megan and jacob took me out last night (and they bought everything in honor of my b-day!! woo hoo!) -- i never drank so much liquour in all my life.
i had an irish car bomb, a tom collins, half of a white russian, a shot of whiskey, the biggest beer i've ever seen, and another white russian....oooh and now i know all the good places to go, so when y'all get all legal we can go there :)
i wound up falling asleep on jacob's sofa, woke up on his bathroom floor, and then somehow woke up again on the sofa...

good thing i planned to skip class today :)

and want to know something really strange? this is my horoscope.... :
Cancer: You get what you want but not exactly in the way you desired. Keep plans flexible, display a sense of humor. Know the difference between generosity and extravagance
If July 16th is your birthday--- you are sensitive, creative and idealistic. When it comes to romance you have been hurt by choosing below your station.Many claim you are psychic; evidence indicates you might be. Pisces, Virgo persons play important roles in your life, could have these letters in name G,P,Y. Before July is finished decisions will be made concerning where you live and with whom.

Normally I dont buy horoscope mumbo jumbo...but that one is weirdly apropos....

Anywho I'm going to collapse now... HAVE A GOOD DAY!!
~Wednesday, July 18, 2001 ~ 12:52 p.m.~

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY RACHEL!!!
~Monday, July 16, 2001 ~ 01:19 a.m.~

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to jessica happy birthday too you
~Monday, July 9, 2001 ~ 12:33 a.m.~

RedMaypril: it's Riverdance Megan!!!!!
RedMaypril: of course, we all kinda look like we're doing riverdance...
jmeguga: hahaha
RedMaypril: hmm
jmeguga: yeah
jmeguga: i just jump higher that y'all do
RedMaypril: yes! that's it!

~Monday, July 9, 2001 ~ 12:32 a.m.~

OK, does it seem like we're all dancing Riverdance to anybody else?
~Monday, July 9, 2001 ~ 12:41 a.m.~

yay!!!!!!!!! one months from today and miranda, april and i will be living in our cute little house....can't wait! :-)
~Sunday, July 8, 2001 ~ 01:58 a.m.~

jmeguga: thats not studpid
jmeguga: studpid...lol new word
RedMaypril: LOL
RedMaypril: i like it
RedMaypril: studpid
jmeguga: :-)
RedMaypril: the word for a good looking man
RedMaypril: a stupid stud
RedMaypril: studpid

~Saturday, July 7, 2001 ~ 11:20 p.m.~

Since Jess is not saying it
Well, since Jess does not seem to be gracing us with her presence, and to keep whoever wrote that last post sane...I'll just say that Jess said the minor crisis is over...Well, it wasn't a crisis. It...well, nevermind I'll just let Jess eventually tell you what it was.
~Saturday, July 7, 2001 ~ 03:15 p.m.~

Jess if you dont update your Pita soon, I'm gonna go nuts -- you say you have big news, but you dont say what it is. You're killing us here! I hope everything is going well in Maine, and you had a swell 4th of July!

~Thursday, July 5, 2001 ~ 02:01 a.m.~

"and all your dollies have friends" -tori
i (tracey) made dollies yes i did and they are US!!!!! nobody but us. and megan made it so they are on our pita! hurrah! this is all i have to say....happy 4th of july!!!!
~Wednesday, July 4, 2001 ~ 09:00 p.m.~

Mira U G A: i have acquired a boyfriend
jmeguga: cool
Mira U G A: maybe
jmeguga: acquired....you make that sound like a disease....i acquired the plague today...
Mira U G A: yeah, close
jmeguga: lol

~Sunday, July 1, 2001 ~ 06:35 p.m.~

Megan says to Tracey...
So why are you dropping Shakespeare...bitch...
~Saturday, June 30, 2001 ~ 06:48 p.m.~

Mira's Life
Hi girlies. I need a break. I got in an argument with my mom last night about mowing the lawn. She wanted me to help her and dad, and I wanted my brother to help. And she wouldn't make him, so finally he got tired of my nagging and went and helped. So then she tells me that I was cruel cause he has to go to work in a little while and we can all go to bed. So that started a huge, well when has he done any house work lately. And when have I and all that stuff. So I really need a break.

Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that my date with Travis went really well. I had a great time. We went to Applebees and to see Tomb Raider. And, of course, he didn't even TRY to kiss me. So now I'm all upset. I have to ask you, what is the matter with guys. They take you out, buy you dinner, pay for the movies, talk to you like you are their best friends, and then you get to the front door and they don't even try to get a good night kiss or set up another date. I mean, what is a girl supposed to think!!!! Well, it leaves me thinking that I was boring or something and wondering why he went out with me in the first place. So, now here I am wondering. . . . Does he just wanna be friends? Does he not like me that way? Is he just shy? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!!!!!!

Wheeeew!!! Ok, now that that is off my chest, now for the bad news. I got a moter for my car right, the guy puts in in right, he gets it running right. So, then what happens? It starts knocking!!!! So now he has to find out why it is knocking and I might have to find another moter and this one was hard enough to find. So that is good in one way, cause I don't quite have the money to pay him yet. But bad, cause I wanna have my own car again so that I can quit borrowing my parents. And because I really wanna come and visit you girls. I'm getting cabin fever. LOL!!!!

Ok, I hope you all are having a good summer. If not, take today and pretend that you are. Smile about everything, I mean the sun IS shinning. Just let all your worries go and have a good day. Oh, and Meg, get this page fixed. It is too wide for my screen and this one isn't just yours so it has to look good on EVERYONE'S screen, not just yours!!!! Other then the width part, it is good. I like the colors. Ok, bye all, Mira
~Wednesday, June 27, 2001 ~ 03:08 p.m.~

ok, i tried to redesign this...but it is not cooperating and it won't listen to me. so it looks bad right now, but i'm working on it. we need to archive all this stuff.
~Wednesday, June 27, 2001 ~ 01:48 p.m.~

hey miranda
according to the link in theweirdandrew's away message the other night...anyone under 4 feet 10 inches can be considered a dwarf....and since you are 4 feel 9 inches...i guesss that means you could be a dwarf...we miss you lots you need to come visit soon!
~Saturday, June 23, 2001 ~ 03:02 p.m.~

cloudy with a chance of tequila
this evening as we were enjoying witty conversation and lots of alcohol...we decided to do shots of tequila. tracey tried but didn't quite suceed...she ended up showering rachel with tequila which cause me to start laughing and there for i spit tequila all over myself and it went up my nose...that is not a fun feeling. it really sucks. but now we are going to go drink some more...hehehe
~Wednesday, June 20, 2001 ~ 09:15 p.m.~

April says...
Hey you people! Sign your names at the end of your entries, or something!! :-) PARTY TONITE!! YAY!!!!!! Hopefully. If Rachel's pita tells what her mood is right now, she might not wanna party with us. :-P Anywho, I can't wait to move into the townhouse, as I am going crazy with boredom here in Conyers. Though I did see Erin yesterday - crazy girl is working at Red Lobster's. Poor Red Lobsters! ;-) Hehehe...

You know, we could tell Michaele and Leah about this webpage. More entries, more fun! I miss Starbucks too. The Matt's, Chris aka Cypher, and all the rest! Even Heath!! *gasp* I bet he misses me too...he just won't admit it. :-P Well, I shall see several of you tonite most likely, and the rest of you later on in life. :-) Some sooner than others. Oh, go visit my Sister Hazel concert page - Jess, there's some pics of us on there and my africa page Well, later taters!
April
~Wednesday, June 20, 2001 ~ 01:37 p.m.~

Miranda's not as bored now!
Hi all. I hope someone noticed that I changed the links. I put them in abc order and added a few. I hope you all like it. You all know me and organization. LOL!!! Anyway, I now have a waitressing job and I'm making lots of money. Unfortunately I still have to pay my brother back $260 for my moter and I have to pay for the labor. I have $250 so far. I think it might be as much as $500, so that means that I need a lot more. Plus I have to have the money to pay my cell phone bills, my car payment, my insurance, and my credit card payments. LOL!!! So I'm still broke. But I'm working on it.

Good news! Well, it is to me. I have a date tonight. But I'm not sure how it will go. I will let all of you all know all about it as soon as I can. LOL!!! I just wanna get out of the house and have some fun, cause I don't need a relationship right now when I'm going to be leaving in 7 weeks. YEAH!!!! We get to move into out new townhouse in 50 DAYS!!!!! That is no time at all. I can't wait. It will be a blast. LOL!!! Ok, I am going to go now. More later. Miranda
~Tuesday, June 19, 2001 ~ 07:49 p.m.~

Hey there!!
Hey everyone!! Long time no talk. Well to avoid rewriting my wonderful adventures of summer break, I'll just let you visit my pita. :-) Hope everyone is having a good time!!

Oh and megan you need to add one thing to the list of memories: "IT WASN'T ME"

hehehehe I heard that song the other day and had to laugh.
~Tuesday, June 19, 2001 ~ 05:06 p.m.~

Awwww yeeeaaahhhh, who's your daddy?!

The following people were in the movie She-Devil: Roseanne, Meryl Streep, Ed Begley Jr., Linda Hunt, Sylvia Miles, etc etc etc.

The following people were NOT in the movie She-Devil:

road trips rock!
yay! hopefuly we have all recoverd from our 10 hours road trip yesterday. everyone has now seen sister hazel and marathon...we rock. the road trip was fun it was great to see april. and we have to mention that rachel was right and tracey was wrong. haha... :)
~Sunday, June 17, 2001 ~ 12:00 a.m.~

April is HOOOOME!
Howdy there peoples!! I'm bbbaaaaaackkk....Rachel and Megan, you'd better save some booze for me!! We HAVE to get some Smirnoff Ice for our next party. They are delicious, and I can get drunk off 3 or 4. ;-) Yay. Found that out in Africa. Silly me. Well anywho. I'm back here in the US of A, and not quite sure if I'm ready to be back. My brain appears to have been left at the Maasai Mara. As soon as I get pictures back, I will be up to UGA to show some people who are there - you are still there, aren't ya? For Jessica and Miranda, I shall scan some pictures. Even the one of the Maasai named Bob who has email. Who knew? I'm just waiting for my pics to be developed. I swear I shall go crazy waiting, though. Why is the voice in my head speaking like Scarlett O'Hara. Well I declare! For those of you wondering about this obvious departure from sanity, blame it on the jetlag. I need to stop sleeping 15 hours a night, that's for sure. OK, I'm going to go now before you REALLY think I've lost it. Love y'all! Oh Ashley... Eek. I'm scaring myself now. I had other things to say, but I can't remember them now...Hmm...
~Saturday, June 9, 2001 ~ 02:11 p.m.~

" i hope i didnt brain my damage" - homer simpson
vodka and tequila are a really good mix after a crap day. i miss you guys !! maymester is not all it's cracked up to be, thank goodness for Megan and her extravagant supply of booze. thank goodness i'm not an R.A. any more. thank goodness i'll be 21 in two months. bring on the alcohol!!!!!!!
~Wednesday, May 23, 2001 ~ 11:09 p.m.~

hey y'all
as you can see i got bored and decided to make some changes to this...i hope you like it. i've also gotten a lot of stuff done on hazelmegdotnet so go check that out too. i know the sock quiz was for jess, but i think the answer is F - none of the above...we should make destiny eat the socks...and finally i got around to typing out the list april and i made of memories from last year...here is the link
~Sunday, May 20, 2001 ~ 06:06 p.m.~

Mira is in pain
Hi all!!! I hope you are all doing well. Me??? I'm stuck on crutches for a few days till I am able to walk on my ankle. *Note to self - "Watch for the last two steps and . . . take them!!! No taking the last three in one giant leap." LOL!!! So, Mira woke up this morning and went downstairs to take her shower and then went back upstairs go get something and then came down them and missed the last few steps. Next? Really bad sprain. LOL!!! An hour wait in the doctor's waiting room and a thirty min wait for the med he gave me. *sigh* Not the best beginning to my day. Well, I'm going to go back to my pile of stuff, I have soo much to do in my room.
~Monday, May 14, 2001 ~ 07:44 p.m.~

Hey Jess!!!
I still have your socks! I know you thought finals and tests were over, but there is one more quick quiz you must take.
What shall I do with your socks?
A) Sell them to traveling gypsies
B) Throw them at Destiny
C) Give them to Megan as a belated birthday present
D) Give them to Rachel as an early birthday present
E) Send them to you
F) None of the above
lalalala anyhow parents will be home soon so I must run....toodlies everyone! traaaaaaacey
~Monday, May 14, 2001 ~ 02:14 p.m.~

Bwhahahahahaha
Hey there!! Well I haven't forgotten the password yet I guess that is a good thing. Considering that no one is going to be living in Payne next year it is kind of funky that it is still Payne Pita, but at least we won't forget how to log in. hehehehe :-), Well just wanted to say hi, and for all you southerners down there go eat a chicken biscuit from chick-fil-A for me, huh.
~Monday, May 14, 2001 ~ 09:12 a.m.~

"have you ever danced in the rain"
i just thought i'd share with y'all my experience this weekend at the most memorable sister hazel show out of all 15 i've been too. we stood there for 6 hours, through around 8 other bands, had to deal with /suffer through all the eve 6 fans, and three rainstorms for hazel's show to be canceled cause of all the rain. well after we found that out, we stuck around for a little while. about an hour after they canceled the show ken, ryan, drew, and mark came out and played acoustically for about 15 minutes under a tent. it was priceless. mark was playing drums using a folding chair and a cardboard box. after that they went up to the radio station and played for a while and we stood outside and listened in katie's car.
~Sunday, May 13, 2001 ~ 12:08 p.m.~

yikes!!!
hey everyone!! we're all so far away now!:(:( but, that is what this is for, eh? (had to put an "eh" in there somewhere, didn't i?) anyhow, hope all is well for everyone, and that you'll all payne-pita really soon so we all know what each other are up to! as for me, i am sleeping and reading lots, and may head to new york this tuesday or wednesday, yay! love you guys, and i missya! gotta go now, since i am on my parents' computer illegally- it is for "adults only," so i am not supposed to use it. (i think it is because i am so childish, tee-hee!) ;);)write soon!
love-to-all, yeah
tracey
p.s. megan, i am so so so so so sorry about your email...i read that, and it sucks for you.:(:(:(:(:( hope things turn out okay!!!
~Friday, May 11, 2001 ~ 01:10 p.m.~

megan says....
this should now be called the "gee we used to live in payne, but we moved out and left megan and rachel all alone pita" or since i don't live in payne anymore...how about "the everyone abandoned rachel pita" well we miss you already! email us lots! bye
~Wednesday, May 9, 2001 ~ 06:37 p.m.~

michaele says...
"Men just like to watch you lick the creamy filling." - thats why Andrew gave Tracey 44 Cadbury Eggs
~Wednesday, May 2, 2001 ~ 06:22 p.m.~

april says...
The following exchange took place yesterday at Starbucks. I'd asked Leah for some gum.
Leah: Well, it's a little hard.
April: That's ok. I like it hard. It lasts longer.
--Miranda starts laughing hysterically, followed by Jessica. Leah looks very confused.--
Leah: Well, it gets softer when you put it in your mouth. It doesn't take very long.
--At this point we're almost rolling on the floor in laughter. I, April, start crying, along with Jessica. We can't stop laughing for a very very very long time.--
~Wednesday, May 2, 2001 ~ 06:13 p.m.~

it's pita-riffic!
hi girls i would just like to say that its late and i'm sleepy and I AM THE BEST CHICKEN NUGGET. only me!! (as well as the facist dictator, and according to Jess "the mean one" -- but she loves me anyway. even though she's foreign). i would also like to point out that no one has made reference to "ghetto tea" which maypril and i drank a gracious plenty of this evening. if anyone is still awake, turn on VH1 -- Cat Stevens Behind The Music is on. "if you want to sing out, sing out..." goodnight girlies. (yes i know this had nothing to do with anything but i was bored and least i didnt talk about nakedness or childishness...bwahahahaha)
~Wednesday, May 2, 2001 ~ 01:07 a.m.~

april says...
"I'm the best chicken nugget!"

"Look, the cow is dancing!!"

And a reminder of how funny Ben looked at Starbucks jumping on a box and landing on his butt.
~Tuesday, May 1, 2001 ~ 09:52 p.m.~

about time.........
FINALLY i am not the only one who sees the extreme scariness and psychosis of a certain egg-bearer!!!!! hmmm now what to do?
~Monday, April 30, 2001 ~ 01:52 a.m.~

April quotes
"44 is a good number...just not for Cadbury Eggs."

"I WANT MY BISCUITS!!!!"
~Saturday, April 28, 2001 ~ 10:29 a.m.~

New Quote
On wonderful Thursday evening when we are all tired and just got off work at 5:00 pm.

Miranda: (sees fellow deskworker Tim Allen) Tim, Take me AWAY!! (makes to throw herself into his arms)

Tim: Ok. How far away?

Mira: Far Far away.

Tim: How far is "far far away"?

Mira: I don't know. Anyway away from here.

Tim: Well, I can take you as far as the Arch.

Mira and Megan: ROTFLTAO!!!!!!

Just thought you all would appreciate that.

:-P Mira
~Friday, April 20, 2001 ~ 10:33 a.m.~

Me again!!!
Hi. I just wanted to say HI. I had no real reason to write, just to say Hi. So I will go now.

Mira
~Thursday, April 19, 2001 ~ 01:01 p.m.~

Hey out there!!!
Hey everyone!!! Just thought I would say Hi since in about 4 weeks I will no longer live in this wonderful noiseless realm of Payne Hall (hahahaha, although we know different, but just think at least she won't be living here this summer :-) ). And I might as well say it know before someone else puts it in here "otherwisenthat".......are all you georgians happy now???? I thought so, well just thought I would drop by to say Howdy.....will have to change the name since no one will be living in payne anymore....oh well...By the way this is Jess, if you didn't notice :-)
~Monday, April 9, 2001 ~ 04:31 p.m.~

Indeed
Indeed we do rock. Teeheehee...I just thought I'd add some Mayprilisms.

Some people get married for other reasons than sex...and then they get divorced.

Following the yellow pollen road and the pollen song. When I think of more I'll let ya know!
~Friday, April 6, 2001 ~ 08:23 p.m.~

blargettyblarg! :)
HEY! LOOK! I FOUND THE DISK! ROCK! So, here are the Payneful quotes i have, add more if you think of them! (it does seem pretty limited to first semester of last year, so there aren't any april-isms or more recent things! oh no!!! somebody add some! yes! love, meeeeeeeee (ummm tracey, in case ya were wonderin'!)

Payneful Quotes

Mira:	You have two Is.
Tracey:	I should hope so.

Tracey:	Why did you do that?
Mira:	Because you needed a blowing.

MOO-ING IDIOT!!!! 

YOU SICK FUCK!

IT TASTES BLUE!
IT’S VERY BLUE! (the kool-aid, that is…ala jim jones miranda jed clampett)

Objects!  Use objects!!!
Sharpies work very well….

Eargasms?!? Come again?

I need a big huge sharpie marker now!
Don’t we all?
I meant for writing!
I went to Catholic school!!!

Am I going to have to blow on you again?

Je vais obtenir toi ma joli, et votre petit chien aussi!!!

You walk the dog.		T. daag   Mir. dawg    R. & M. dog
You blow through a straw.		T.  stra    Mir. strauw  R & M. straw
You eat a bagel.			T. begel  Mir. baygul  R & M bagel

Noodles…neudls…newduals…neudhulls…nheuels…n

Rach:	Tracey exudes CUTENESS!
Tracey:	That statement contains patent untruths!!!
Tracey:		What if we go to war, then who would be the facist dictator?
Meg & Rach:	ME!!!

Rach:	People enjoy you.

Rach:	You just are!

Tracey:  I wanna be MORE than a cute girl!!!

Tracey:	YOU know.

Rach:	Be witty, God dammit.

Trac:	She’s holy.  She’s Holier than Thou! (After Ophelia got holes punched in her with….a sharpie!) 

Trac:	No, No, Not THERE!!!


NO TEETH!!!

96 teeth

SHARPIE!!!

STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t buy your tampons from Starbucks- Buy them from Blue Sky!
New Movie Title: When Hally Met Sarry

I often  hit myself in the face with a cat when I am tired………

April rocks
Well well well, then. If we're putting entries in...I'll just go ahead and introduce myself. :-D As...myself...yeah...Hahah. No, really, this be April. Yup yup. That's me! COOOL!!!
~Thursday, April 5, 2001 ~ 07:33 p.m.~

Miranda Here
Well hello there all you nice wacky people. I'm Miranda and I decided to grace this page with my presence. So, I noticed that we have the top ten list from last year. I think we need to add the "Paynefull Quotes" list as well. So, I'm going to list the ones that I remember and you can fill in the rest as they come to you.

1. You needed a blowing.

Ok, unfortunately that is all that comes to mind right now, but all you have to do is keep adding them in different entries and they will start to accumulate. GREAT!!!! Ok, I'm mad at the delivery guy, he said 45 mins and I have been waiting for 45 mins. I want my food, NOW!!!!! Ok, you all have a great day now. And come back, ya' hear. LOL!!!

Mira

~Thursday, April 5, 2001 ~ 12:29 p.m.~

Memories from Last Year
Hi y'all! I just thought I'd put up memories from last year that I had on my computer. :-D

TOP TEN MOMENTS OF 1999-2000

1. Date Auction Complete with Streaking Guy

2. Tracey Chugging Tequila, Getting Drunk and The Tape

3. Iron Horse

4. Gorby

5. Picking Daffodils

6. Stealing Chicken Pot Pie and Chicky Fricky

7. Scream 3/ Exorcist

8. Dining Hall Experiences/Crazy Dining Hall Girl

9. Miranda delivering the line "You are looking all kinds of cuteness tonight."

10. Truth or Dare

~Tuesday, April 3, 2001 ~ 03:26 p.m.~